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The Episode Corinne Has Been WAITING For!
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The Episode Corinne Has Been WAITING For!

Is knowing your colors a diet?

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Welcome to Indulgence Gospel After Dark. This month we are talking about…seasonal color analysis!

We’ll be getting into:

⭐️ The complicated legacy of Color Me Beautiful

⭐️ Is color analysis a little bit racist?

⭐️ Is color analysis…a diet?

⭐️ What colors can Virginia wear, and why are there so many shades of taupe?

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Episode 193 Transcript

Corinne

I have been waiting for this episode! I’ve been waiting months!

Virginia

You really have been waiting for months.

Corinne

Listeners, I am really excited to announce that we are finally going to talk about seasonal color analysis. Some of you probably know that I got mine done a while back. And then I had to drag Virginia kicking and screaming.

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What Colors Can You Wear?
About a month ago I uploaded a bunch of photos of myself to a google drive folder for a Color Analysis Expert to scrutinize and then tell me something about myself…
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Virginia

Not even! I just kept forgetting about it.

Corinne

I had to scroll back years and years through her Instagram to find pictures that were suitable for submission.

One of the ancient photos Corinne had to find for Virginia. RIP to those 1992 bike shorts.

Virginia

I was so lukewarm on this topic. It was also a complicated process. There were a lot of photos you had to find. And I just kept being like, “I’m sorry, Corinne, I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it.” And then you finally were like, “I will find all your photos.” So Corinne did my homework for me for this episode.

Corinne

It was maybe slightly overbearing.

Virginia

No, no, no, no. I mean, here we are. It’s going to be an amazing episode. I’m very excited.

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